manic pixie donkey konghi reddit, I'm disarming a bomb. should I cut the red or the blue wire?
edit: wow this blew up
JennyFluff 
💾@Aleums keep talking and nobody ...
Bradley Dragonne, Esq.@Aleums go to HEll
@breakfastgolem literally this
@Aleums epic updoot my good dude
have some le bacon
have some le bacon
Alexander Fadeev
Mark Shane Hayden
azureHaights@Aleums now, bear with me,
zl2todI've always gone for the first pull the detonators out of the explosive, then scrape the insulation off those wires and short them approach, but that's just me, and directors never listen.
<counts fingers>
Chris Samuel
Andreas K@chris_bloke
And that's why experienced engineers read the whole fucking manual (or at least the procedure they want to do) first till the end before trying to do it step by step.
It's highly inconvenient when you have both hands full holding stuff, if the instruction suddenly demands of you to walk away and fetch a specific screwdriver.
Yelling for help so somebody can hold onto your wires or whatever while you go off to search tools, is highly uncool.
@Aleums @sabik
Gurre VildskäggPeople should stop putting arms on bombs.
Rastal@Aleums ¯\_(ツ)_/¯