I tore my foreskin trying to finish a wank before the end of one those free porn samples you used to get on paid-for porn channels. Bled a lot. Ambulance came, said I'd ripped it during sex. They asked if my partner wanted to come to hospital. I made 'her' an excuse. They knew.
@fesshole I don’t actually want to know but how the ever loving FUCK does that happen??
@h5e @fesshole I indeed don't think you want to know. Neither do I.