Here's something I like to make in my tiki lounge. I call it the Haddington Soul Wangler.

Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 3 grapes. Add 5 measures of moonshine, 3 measures of vodka and 3 measures of brandy. Top up with sparkling water. Shake suggestively for 14 minutes, then strain into a champagne flute. Yeghes da!

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