Here's something I like to make in my tiki lounge. I call it the East Quogue Vision Jolter.

Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 3 cucumbers. Add 4 measures of mezcal, 2 measures of dark rum and 4 measures of cognac. Top up with orangeade. Shake madly for 3 minutes, then strain into a chipped mug. Bottoms up!

These are the words of #JohnMastodon.