For the past couple of weeks there have been a few posters on the high street for the Reform candidate. So there's red hot council elections in my area, right?

No. Boundary adjustments means they've been delayed.

So why did the Reform candidate put up posters for an election that isn't happening for another year?

Far be it from me to pour scorn on Reform*, but how fucking thick are these cunts?
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*Not far at all, actually. Fuck them. I'll pour scorn on them all day long. The cunts.

What is aggravating though, is opening the BBC news site and seeing Nigel fucking Farage looking happy.

I try not to hold anger in my heart for anyone, but I can't begin to express how much pain I wish on Nigel fucking Farage. Him and his ilk are the very, very worst of humanity. We would all be far better off if they were pulled apart by horses. In public. As an example to anyone else who was thinking of doing the same.

"But violence is never the answer!" I hear you cry.

We eradicated smallpox, and that was a net good for humanity.

Make of that what you will.

@DJDarren a bit like Trump, he’s another man who leads a chronically unhealthy lifestyle who is apparently going to love for fucking ever.

#cockroach