For the past couple of weeks there have been a few posters on the high street for the Reform candidate. So there's red hot council elections in my area, right?

No. Boundary adjustments means they've been delayed.

So why did the Reform candidate put up posters for an election that isn't happening for another year?

Far be it from me to pour scorn on Reform*, but how fucking thick are these cunts?
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*Not far at all, actually. Fuck them. I'll pour scorn on them all day long. The cunts.

What is aggravating though, is opening the BBC news site and seeing Nigel fucking Farage looking happy.

I try not to hold anger in my heart for anyone, but I can't begin to express how much pain I wish on Nigel fucking Farage. Him and his ilk are the very, very worst of humanity. We would all be far better off if they were pulled apart by horses. In public. As an example to anyone else who was thinking of doing the same.

"But violence is never the answer!" I hear you cry.

We eradicated smallpox, and that was a net good for humanity.

Make of that what you will.

H/T to @Troggie for finding this splendid story on the local news site regarding how piss-weak our local Reform candidate is.

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4320154.eastleigh-day-out-ruined-by-foul-language-played-on-music-system/

@DJDarren a bit like Trump, he’s another man who leads a chronically unhealthy lifestyle who is apparently going to love for fucking ever.

#cockroach

@DJDarren One of the times I've been particularly proud of my home town was when he had to hide in a pub, less than a mile from my home.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/may/16/nigel-farage-edinburgh-protesters-van

I'm all for civility, but that guy crossed a line long ago.

Nigel Farage flees barrage of abuse from Edinburgh protesters

Party leader takes shelter in police riot van as demonstrators chant: 'Ukip scum off our streets'

The Guardian
@daveybot I'd like to see him fleeing a barrage of hippos.
@daveybot @DJDarren 🎢 Farage's boys bring all the milkshake to the yard... Damn right 🎡
@DJDarren We should bring back medieval punishments. the rack, hangings, the guillotine. These guys should feel public pain.