Remember when Hegseth's multiple secutiy leaks were a scandal? Weren't those days the best?

Well...here's America's last "this is fine" moment

@flexghost
Well, on the bright side, Iran no longer needs to do nuclear research. They can just get all of ours by piggybacking on the DOGE nitwits (something we've already seen tried from Russia with the accounts DOGE created at the NLRB).
@n1xnx @flexghost at this rate there will be a "how to make FOGBANK" wikihow article by year's end
Elon Musk's DOGE staffers don't have access to U.S. nuclear secrets, Energy secretary says

Secretary of Energy Chris Wright said three DOGE staffers are working at the department.

CNBC
@flexghost Now might be a good time to remind people that either DOGE leaks like a sieve or they're purposefully handing over all the information they gather to the Russian government. I'm not sure which possibility is worse.
@StarkRG @flexghost hey, at least that would mean /someone/ is getting their money's-worth
@flexghost well now the world can be held hostage by billionaires instead of nation states
@lemonblueberry @flexghost
The people I really feel bad for is the team developing the next James Bond script. What the hell are they going to come up with as the big bad villain?

@davidgrieve @lemonblueberry @flexghost communists. They’ll be coded trans and have a Robin Hood platform.

And I bet they’ll have a problem with money being spent on “frivolous” projects while “prosaic” projects go unfunded.

And I bet they use a tainted drug to kill rich people.

@davidgrieve @lemonblueberry @flexghost Musk seems to be a reworked Hugo Drax (film version). Dunno if they'd consider a group of billionaire villains, like the PayPal Mafia.
@geoglyphentropy @lemonblueberry @flexghost
They could just do a straight up fly on the wall documentary at this stage. Not sure who would fill the Bond role (Carney?), but we are oversubscribed for owners of underground evil layers.

@davidgrieve @geoglyphentropy @lemonblueberry @[email protected]

Bezos owns Bond now, so we're probably going to find them going back to the original racist and misogynist character, and the villains will be coded woke, all purple hair and pronouns.
Either that, or Felix Leiter goes rogue after being let go in the latest round of DEI cuts.

@flexghost

Do you have the actual link? There are users claiming this is false. Would like to do some reading.

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@pteryx

The original story screenshot was taken at N.P.R. and the admin is already denying that the system is the one discussed by the whistleblower. 

Unfortunately the only way to be certain what was going on would be for the admin to be more open with us. If you prefer the insider view then this is a thing. What we don't have is a mouthpiece in the cabinet that everyone will trust. This is why you don't make dumb public statements. Most onlookers will err on the side of breach suspicion. 

@VictimOfSimony @flexghost

Here it is.
"The DOGE employees' presence on the network would not by itself be enough for them to gain access to that secret information, as data even within the networks is carefully controlled on a need-to-know basis, according to several experts reached by NPR."
https://www.npr.org/2025/04/28/nx-s1-5378684/doge-energy-department-nuclear-secrets-access

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@flexghost

We appreciate you. We came through further down the conversation. 

@flexghost

i'm sure this will be fine

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@flexghost i wonder at what point all the states are gonna go 'fuckin run for your lives!' and all the states break off into their own thing because the federal government has become the idiocracy version of the flood from halo

@flexghost

Waiting for the surge in crypto markets from some money laundering … in … 3 … 2 .. 1 …

@flexghost They keep chipping away at what we would consider horrific until we’re so comfortably numb that they can do anything without uproar from the general public.