When I was in my 20s, I worked one summer in a deli. I kept getting this overwhelming urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer.

One day, I couldn’t resist any longer and I did it.

And I got fired. She got fired too.

@drmaddkap
Sounds like the best dill that job had to offer… but I heard she really wanted a footlong but only got a half off six inch… with no hot sauce.
@drmaddkap this is a certified dad joke, because I heard it from my dad years ago 😜