> Unfortunately as of right now the main coffee machine in the Perkin Lobby is down for repairs.

and just after the great return-to-work started. I wonder if there's a correlation?

"It is with a heavy heart that I tell you the motherboard in the Perkins Lobby coffee machine is dead."

is today's news.

My top secret spy network tells me that we should end our Coffee Sickness within the hour.
@dburke Your lips to Joel and Bob's ears.

@ThomasConnor

I have un-ai'd my google, so someone else will have to see what

"The meaning of Joel and Bob have fixed our Caffeine Sickness"

IS

@dburke I thought I could still get to the AI when I tried to, but either I can't or Google stopped letting people find meaning in their lives/searches.