Honestly, of all the things he’s doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he’s not healthy.

If you look at the places he isn’t orange, he’s possibly deathly pale too.

Nobody chooses to go orange unless they have something to hide. And he used to be a normal color

The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age with a main character who becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.