inclementimmigrantTrump says he’s ‘in good shape,’ but results of his physical aren’t immediately released
Round is a shape
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
overweight centaur you mean.
Looking at a picture elsewhere in the thread, you might be right, he’s the front half of a centaur.
And it is indeed a good shape for rhinos like cookies.
And planets
Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She’s busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
RivalarrivalI want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
results of his physical aren’t immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.
He’s a 7 on the Bristol scale.
More taxpayer-funded McDonald’s orders please.
the president and their family are actually responsible for their own grocery bill… and that would include ‘take out’.
FuglyDuckwe should get him an all-you-can-eat-lifetime-subscription to McDonalds Hamberders.
Pretty sure if he eats himself into the grave, we can’t be called assassins.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election…
The Simpsons have failed us. The prediction of the 12th of April has not come to pass.
The Simpson’s didn’t let us down, the internet did. Snopes
The Simpsons has let me down repeatedly since the 10th season
“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…
The shape of a gummy bear
Venus_ZiegenfalleThe shape in question
Hey, “round” is a shape! 😃
He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.
A_norny_mousseThis picture burgles gravity!
He’s obviously on high heels.
I wonder if that would show up on a urinalysis?
People have made many jokes about his posture, but holy fuck… why does his body lean like that?
Because of his lifts
I don’t understand. Can you explain?
He’s wearing lifts in his shoes to appear a few inches taller, that’s apparently why he leans so hard. Because he’s a fatass on high heels.
it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.
Come on ass cancer.
With him, any cancer would be ass cancer.
But can ass cancer contract ass cancer?
It’s cancer all the way down
Don’t root for donald trump.
I’m rooting for cancer!
I was more rooting for brain worms or tumors. Or both…
They have names( Robert Kennedy jr and James David Vance)! We never pull for them.
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.
There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
And hate will still keep him alive.
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
Is it normal for presidential medical records to be released to the public? I’ve never heard of this before
It was done as a matter of course by essentially every president before Trump. I think the tradition stretches back to Truman, after FDR died in office.
Biden, Obama, W, Clinton, and HW all did so. Not sure about Regan, whose Alzheimer’s was hidden at the end.
Yes it was pretty standard before trump. Also releasing your tax records. Orange man is an exception to reasonable norms
astronaut_slothHonestly, of all the things he’s doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he’s not healthy.
If you look at the places he isn’t orange, he’s possibly deathly pale too.
Nobody chooses to go orange unless they have something to hide. And he used to be a normal color
The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age with a main character who becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.
We have one, it’s called Donald Trump. Every time he lies, his penis shrinks.
At least it’s better than his last term, where his personal doctor said he was the healthiest person ever (using language that clearly came from Trump himself) and the medical records were confiscated by his bodyguard.
Kind of like how he sued his old college to prevent them from sharing his grades - those are definitely the actions of someone who has nothing to hide.
He’s the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.