Mastodawn

@skeletor can confirm

@skeletor true words of wisdom

@skeletor dasharez0ne teaches us thusly

4. Looks badass if there happens to be an explosion of some kind behind you

@SlashNevSlashDull @skeletor Be the explosion you want to see in the world.

Narrator: And that is how he ended up on the no-fly list

@SlashNevSlashDull @skeletor I think Skeletor could just mail his bones 1 by 1 via the post.

Still pretty efficient, dodges the noxious airport experience. Win win

@skeletor I've heard this from another skeleton!

There is also this framing: “I’m saying no to this so I can say yes to something else.”

I have yet to have consequences to walking away that were worse than the consequences of staying in a situation.

@skeletor so if it sucks, I should hit da bricks?