@skeletor

4. Looks badass if there happens to be an explosion of some kind behind you

@SlashNevSlashDull @skeletor Be the explosion you want to see in the world.

@liquidlamp @skeletor

Narrator: And that is how he ended up on the no-fly list

@SlashNevSlashDull @skeletor I think Skeletor could just mail his bones 1 by 1 via the post.

Still pretty efficient, dodges the noxious airport experience. Win win