Among the executive orders President Trump signed today: Maintaining Acceptable Water Pressure in Showerheads. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/maintaining-acceptable-water-pressure-in-showerheads/
Maintaining Acceptable Water Pressure in Showerheads

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose. 

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@w7voa Isn't there an actual way to make laws in the US besides executive orders?
@derickr
Not when Republicans are involved
@derickr @w7voa executive orders are not law. They are merely vague suggestions that disciples of the Lor^^^ president will fall over themselves to make reality in hopes of pleasing him.
@derickr @w7voa but the king has spoken β€œNotice and comment is unnecessary because I am ordering the repeal.”
@derickr
They should put a tariff on executive orders
@w7voa
@w7voa And, with that proclamation, we're living in a Seinfeld episode.
@kb6nu @w7voa my thought exactly...
@w7voa He has full on dementia now. What's next? Is he going to demand all cars be gold colored or no clouds can exist over his head?
@w7voa

Thank god for that. Now we need to bring back 1950s toilets and incandescent light bulbs.

/s
@w7voa What will come back next? Incandescent lightbulbs? Leaded gasoline? Transatlantic ship travel? Radio plays starring white people as both black and white people?
@w7voa @colin Transatlantic ship travel would be a good thing. The other things on your list are probably coming back.
@w7voa the fucking onion. We're living IN the onion
@w7voa Surprised it took him this long!
@w7voa April Fools day was 8 days ago.

@w7voa

Wow, coming next is the executive order on how a dish washer should be loaded...

@w7voa

"MAINTAINING ACCEPTABLE WATER PRESSURE IN SHOWERHEADS"

#Trump is truly going down the entire list of every insult and grievance he's ever held or suffered from in his entire life

Now he's apparently reached #LowFlowShowerheads

Been an obsession with Trump for a decade

Can't wait for Trump to get to #LowFlushToilets

Maybe tomorrow...

@w7voa @Nigel_Purchase what about precious bodily fluids?
@w7voa
Because nobody loves you when that diaper comes off ...
@w7voa Truly addressing the important things. πŸ™„
@w7voa
I'm waiting for the MacDonald's all-day breakfast executive order
@w7voa i’m surprised he hasn’t gotten to toilets yet.
@w7voa
Don't ridicule the span of this: it means trashing environmental regulations and more water that could have been used for extinguishing forest fires down the drain. An other big 'fuck you' to the US population.