Marcus Hutchins Apr 8
I bought $200 worth of stuff from Costco this week and they bought $0 worth of stuff from me. To resolve this deficit I will be charging myself $50 every time I go to the store. With this extra income I will build toasters, which I will attempt to sell to my local Costco for $200 each.
Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyApr 8
@malwaretech I am starting to think the world will be a better place once the USA makes toasters instead of big tech
Show threadThe Tepid EmperorApr 8
@gabboman @malwaretech Make America Toast Again
Show threadGrassroots JoeApr 8

@TheTepidEmperor @gabboman @malwaretech

Very burnt toast I'm afraid.
You know, the kind that's burnt to the point that no amount of scraping off the carbon will reveal something you can choke down with enough butter and jam.
Totally useless.

Show threadMiss Rari 🏳️‍⚧️
@joeinwynnewood "But carbon's good for you!" - Mythra
Apr 8 at 9:47amWeb
Show threadGrassroots JoeApr 8

@raritastic

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