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The second line on the podium isn’t French, though. They’re building a UN-Canada fort and no stinky Americans allowed
You got it all wrong. It’s about an uncanadian fort which makes it very American
No no no. “Un” means “one.” They are building the first in a series of forts. Canada is constructing its own version of the Maginot Line, but unlike the French they are extending it all the way to the sea (on both ends).

“Un” means “one.”

So you think it’s Spanish?

Never learned to count in French?

Make sure you man it with trans folk. Apparently they terrify the people in my country.

You probably don’t even have to fully man it, just put a unisex bathroom on the front of them and maybe a poster about universal healthcare.

The same people who fear trans people also seem to quite dislike the United Nations. So a UN fort full of trans folks is probably their worst nightmare.
Parlons tous français à partir de maintenant.
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, CANADIAN!”
Least inaccurate description of French honestly
I don’t know, while not satanic per se, french are known to be quite anticlerical
Being able to recite a Satanic mantra in French is the level of language fluency you need to be prime minister.
Please mark this NSFW, no one likes to see the word fr*nch
Franch. When you mix ranch and French dressing for your fries.
I hope I see that next to the mayochup in stores this fall

The clip in question btw: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27eJz91LAi4&t=1156s

In the clip shared online, Carney speaks in sentence fragments and with a noticeable accent, saying “honnêtement” and “il n’y aura,” which in English mean “honestly” and “there will not be.”

www.msn.com/en-us/politics/…/ar-AA1Cj2dz

Liberal Leader Mark Carney holds a rally in Kitchener, Ont. – March 26, 2025

Liberal Leader Mark Carney addresses supporters at a campaign rally in Kitchener, Ont. He is joined by Liberal candidates Bardish Chagger (Waterloo) and Bria...

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A lot of English monolinguals probably would consider speaking anything other than English as evidence of Satanism no matter what

As an English monolingual, I would never assume an unknown language is satanic.

That being said, French is absolutely a language of Satan.

Mince, nous sommes repéré·es !

Yet they go to churches where motherfuckers “speak in tongues” and they lap that shit up

AND I STRIKE AND I STRIKE

“Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi” - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something

Watching someone have a psychotic break in real time

Wow God is talking to us

Cum ar putea cineva să creadă ceva atât de ridicol

To be educated is to be indoctrinated

Satanists indoctrinate people

Therefore centers of higher education are demonic recruitment camps, makes perfect sense to me, this is certainly not the product of a mind made soft by half a century of deliberate crippling of public education

In all seriousness as a person who watched the original Satanic Panic unfold real-time, innocent people are going to get their lives ruined by this and this time around there is zero journalistic integrity to counter it.

Futurama Crazy Gibberish

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youtu.be/pKhbmR-R0Gc?t=40

Damn moonspeak!

TFS Abridged Best of Toilet

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Yeah exactly satanic
If the maga camp would laugh at the joke, it’s not really a funny joke.
You have more in common with a murderer then a bunny.
Is it wrong to want to occupy the perfect Venn overlap between those two?

Toi qui poses ta marque, ô complice subtil, Sur le front du Crésus impitoyable et vil,

Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère !

O Satan, pity my long misery!

Thou who possesses, oh subtle accomplice, A mark on the head of the vile Croesus,

—Charles Baudelaire

Did she mean fr*nch?
french cursing noises
Unintelligible, but let us tell you what it was…
Vous m’haissez

You laugh now but this is not stupidity, this is just step N in drumming up the base to make all them think Canadians are evil and should die. This is just another step in preparing their base to support a full on invasion of Canada.

You never saw this shit about Canada until very recently when trump got serious about wanting Canada to capitulate to him, and now we get this shit. Canada at this point is a target for them, and this shit has purpose