Ok day 3/3 of #kubecon or should I say AICon? Stay tuned to find out.
Oooh Oracle. Is it legacy LLM or the current one? #kubecon
I won't be the next Max Verstappen, but I'll likely be the victim of Oracle's security beaches. #kubecon
Do I sound salty? I am, I am very salty. You'd be as well if you were made to use Oracle "products". #kubecon #painpainpain
"TechCo" pls no pleeeeeaase nonono burn it with fire, thousand fires all the fires #kubecon
AI improving network availability and sustainability? Press X for doubt #kubecon
Listing only US-based cloud providers on the slide in the context of European telcos is uhhh ballsy move. #kubecon #howaboutno
Americans on UK soil taking jabs at European governing structures' complexity. Is this what young people call cringe? #kubecon
Protecting against AI with AI? The fuck are we doing people? #kubecon
The irony of taking 15 minutes to give an overview of CNCF org structure without "diving into details" after taking shots at EU is too much to handle. #kubecon
I'm here for arrows and boxes. And labels. And logos. And most importantly QR codes #kubecon
And this is why keys should be rotated hourly. #kubecon #okbutreally
PoC your authn in Lua with LLM? I'll allow it. #kubecon #gradea
Embrace rotation, rotate all the things all the time everywhere #kubecon
`python.py`? From the creators of `c.c` and `c++.cpp` I suppose #kubecon #shopify
Aaaaaah pushgateway you heathens whyyyyy #prometheus #kubecon
I like how Shopify approached zero trust. Slick demo, solid implementation, lotsa details. #kubecon
Feature flags or "if statements as a service". #kubecon
React? I accept only htmx examples because of its obvious superiority #kubecon
Please continue chewing with your mouth open, this is greatly enhancing my viewing experience. #kubecon #crisps
"usually risky to give a demo at a conference" ngl the "at conference" qualifier seems redundant #kubecon #openfeature
Are Red Hat employees contractually obligated to wear fedoras at conferences? #kubecon
Pod level resource specs? Great timing, seeing as sidecars are getting universally phased out. #kubecon
E_CODE_THEME_TOO_DARK #kubecon
People setting CPU limits in the year of our Lord 2025 is fucking wild. #kubecon
In place pod resizing is cool beans, let's see how we can abuse this. #kubecon
Uh, swap in my k8s cluster? Is this jumping the shark moment I'm seeing? #kubecon
So the options were: fix your applications so they don't allocate too much, don't run those applications on k8s or put thousands of valuable engineering hours into adding an incredibly complex failure mode to Kubernetes. They chose... poorly. #kubecon
We will fit the square peg in the round hole and you will fucking love it. #kubecon #notathreat
omfg the latest oauth2 RFCs are absolutely deranged (but like, in a good way? Am I deranged?) #kubecon