Ok day 3/3 of #kubecon or should I say AICon? Stay tuned to find out.
Oooh Oracle. Is it legacy LLM or the current one? #kubecon
I won't be the next Max Verstappen, but I'll likely be the victim of Oracle's security beaches. #kubecon
Do I sound salty? I am, I am very salty. You'd be as well if you were made to use Oracle "products". #kubecon #painpainpain
"TechCo" pls no pleeeeeaase nonono burn it with fire, thousand fires all the fires #kubecon
AI improving network availability and sustainability? Press X for doubt #kubecon
Listing only US-based cloud providers on the slide in the context of European telcos is uhhh ballsy move. #kubecon #howaboutno
Americans on UK soil taking jabs at European governing structures' complexity. Is this what young people call cringe? #kubecon
Protecting against AI with AI? The fuck are we doing people? #kubecon
The irony of taking 15 minutes to give an overview of CNCF org structure without "diving into details" after taking shots at EU is too much to handle. #kubecon
I'm here for arrows and boxes. And labels. And logos. And most importantly QR codes #kubecon
And this is why keys should be rotated hourly. #kubecon #okbutreally
PoC your authn in Lua with LLM? I'll allow it. #kubecon #gradea
Embrace rotation, rotate all the things all the time everywhere #kubecon
`python.py`? From the creators of `c.c` and `c++.cpp` I suppose #kubecon #shopify
Aaaaaah pushgateway you heathens whyyyyy #prometheus #kubecon
I like how Shopify approached zero trust. Slick demo, solid implementation, lotsa details. #kubecon
Feature flags or "if statements as a service". #kubecon
React? I accept only htmx examples because of its obvious superiority #kubecon
Please continue chewing with your mouth open, this is greatly enhancing my viewing experience. #kubecon #crisps
"usually risky to give a demo at a conference" ngl the "at conference" qualifier seems redundant #kubecon #openfeature
Are Red Hat employees contractually obligated to wear fedoras at conferences? #kubecon
Pod level resource specs? Great timing, seeing as sidecars are getting universally phased out. #kubecon
E_CODE_THEME_TOO_DARK #kubecon
People setting CPU limits in the year of our Lord 2025 is fucking wild. #kubecon
In place pod resizing is cool beans, let's see how we can abuse this. #kubecon
@mishok13 im sorry if you felt we were taking shots at the CRA. We brought up multiple times that we think the CRA is a good thing but it can be complicated to navigate and we wanted to highlight that.

@mlieberman disclosure: this a shitposting thread so it may not represent my true feelings on any matter.

On a serious note: I for one commend your humility in broaching this very complex yet important topic. In my personal ranking your keynote was the best today. Thank you for presenting!

@mishok13 haha thanks! I just wanted to make sure no one took our light hearted approach to the often boring topic of compliance the wrong way.