Let's be honest: Haven't we all at one point drunk texted a reporter an invitation to discuss plans for an upcoming military attack? Something tells me Hegseth will be hitting the sauce pretty hard tonight.

@briankrebs
But he said he would never drink again if he got into the cabinet! I'm sure he wouldn't lie!

God he's just so...insultingly unqualified.

@Oggie @briankrebs When his nomination was confirmed he got confused and thought he'd been admitted to the liquor cabinet.

Which, one must admit, is a position he is eminently qualified for.