No mercy for this bozo.
@georgetakei
I wouldn't hesitate to support his (single use plastic) straw rule though, for men, women and children alike, as they're a major contributor to marine plastic pollution across the globe.
@cqd_sos No. They aren't.
Straw Wars: The Fight to Rid the Oceans of Discarded Plastic

Americans use 500 million straws daily. Citizen activists want to shrink that number.

Ending Procurement and Forced Use of Paper Straws

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:     Section 1. 

The White House

@cqd_sos "Trump bad" is indeed true but it's indicative of an utterly captured neoliberal mindset to pretend like this is meaningful. Biden could have achieved a thousand time more impact just by approving fewer drilling permits himself.

Straws are a distraction and making them a priority is such classic ineffectual liberalism it will no doubt be studied for years to come (while our world implodes from actual meaningful threats that are ignored in favour of unhinged individualism).

@trenchworms
Bit of a rant, isn't it. Nobody said it was a priority, only that it was a problem. Addressing multiple issues at once is what we do all the time in modern societies, I would think.
@cqd_sos You literally called them a "major contributor". Do you actually believe in anything you're saying or were you just tripping over yourself to agree with Jesse Watters as quickly as possible?
@trenchworms
Yes. Major contributor to marine pollution, according to ICC figures. Rank 8 in the US, 9 globally, if you don't mind me repeating what I told you already. Now show me the reputable study that says those figures were irrelevant.

@cqd_sos

(edit: numbers in pounds, revising)

(edit2: actually this study is unhinged and confusing -- the numbers add up to the pounds value, but their words imply that straws are counted per-item:

"STRAWS AND
STIRRERS = 415,957
That is enough plastic
straws and stirrers for
every Galapagos
penguin to have
346 each."

There are 1500 - 4700 Galapagos penguins in the wild; 1800 if we just go by Wikipedia. If those numbers are in pounds, then even the highest estimate puts it at 88 pounds of straws (i.e. 4400 straws) per penguin. So my only takeaway is that they are counting straws per-item.)

Which means my initial numbers were right:

3.6 million kgs of plastic waste recovered

416,000 straws recovered, weighing approx 0.5g each = 208kgs of straws recovered

Straws recovered were therefore 0.0058% of total.

So yes.

By your own cited study.

I am happy to say that I find 210kgs of straws -- less than 1% of 1% of the recovered plastic -- is pretty fucking irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

And that's WITHOUT counting fishing debris. The Greenpeace study you have a problem with literally calculates straws to me MORE of a problem than your study. And it's STILL. FUCKING. IRRELEVANT.

Can/should we get rid of single use plastics when possible? Yes.

Are straws the place to agree with right wing ghouls for this purpose? Absolutely the fuck not.

@trenchworms
No, it's correct. The numbers for the individual categories are items collected. They don't add up to the total of items because the top 10 categories aren't exhaustive. Meaning there's a lot of other stuff they picked up that doesn't fit those categories.

@cqd_sos Then my second edit definitely stands.

Is 0.006% of the world's marine plastic really worth saying "Um actually, this right wing monster is technically right?"

Get your priorities straight.

@trenchworms
Show me your calculation, please, based on the numbers from the report. Seems you're having a minor problem with basic arithmetic.

@cqd_sos

From the report:

Total waste in kgs: 3,612,215 (pg 21)
Total straws/stirrers (I'm happy to assume these are all straws): 415,957 (pg 15, pg 21)
Approximate weight of 415,957 straws at 0.5g each (rounded up from 0.42 grams): 207,978.5g = 207.9785kg

% of straws in total plastic: 207.9785kg / 3,612,215kg = 0.00575764454%

What am I missing?

@trenchworms
You're missing that you can't use weight, because you only have a weight total that includes all sorts of stuff, not just plastic. That, I thought, was implied when I said those categories aren't exhaustive.

Mind you, those are volunteers who're cleaning up beaches and waterways, extensively keeping protocol along the way, for our all benefit. They don't just throw something back into the water when they find it isn't plastic. Might be wood. Might be metal. All part of the total.

@cqd_sos I don't know what to tell you.

If you think that 210kg of plastic on a global scale for a year of collection -- out of MILLIONS of kgs of other refuse being collected -- is relevant, then I don't think anything I do will convince you otherwise.

Enjoy screaming into fedi threads to support right wingers who would see you choke to death on smog for a laugh, I guess. You do you. I hope it serves you well.

@trenchworms
It is extremely relevant, because it helps us extrapolate. Plastic doesn't vanish, you know, it only becomes smaller and smaller in the oceans' grind, until it enters the food chain and, eventually, your precious body.

The invaluable work those volunteers do helps us understand how much more waste might be swimming out there, helps us understand that, at some point for certain, action will be required. Better sooner than later, to buy us time for better technologies to arrive.