I'm writing a new keynote and it is very hard not to just submit an abstract that says "Eva Galperin will scream for 45 minutes and then take 15 for Q&A."
@evacide@mattblaze ✋If there’s not an aerial component to this keynote already, I would like to request one (why scream into one void when you can spin and scream into all of them simultaneously?)
@marasawr@mattblaze I have always wanted to do an aerial keynote. If KiwiCon was still a thing, that would have been ideal. They knew how to put on a show.
@mattblaze@evacide@marasawr And here you are, sitting on the diving board, thinking about what to say. (The guy in the purple shirt near the right edge is Robert Morris the Elder.)