evacideI'm writing a new keynote and it is very hard not to just submit an abstract that says "Eva Galperin will scream for 45 minutes and then take 15 for Q&A."
Matt Blaze@evacide Question one: could you please repeat the scream you did at 10 minutes? I missed some of the rage and anguish here in the back.
@mattblaze "Not a question, really more of a comment..." * more screaming*
marasawr@evacide @mattblaze ✋If there’s not an aerial component to this keynote already, I would like to request one (why scream into one void when you can spin and scream into all of them simultaneously?)
@marasawr @mattblaze I have always wanted to do an aerial keynote. If KiwiCon was still a thing, that would have been ideal. They knew how to put on a show.
@evacide @marasawr I have given a talk from in a swimming pool.
@SteveBellovin can confirm.
Shawn K. Quinn@evacide @marasawr @SteveBellovin Reminds me of the story of Nolan Bushnell (Atari) signing papers for the legal department from a hot tub; they got wet, and the attorney was furious.
@evacide @mattblaze @SteveBellovin I would also like to reformulate all panel debates as DnD one-shots, preferably with @fugueish as game master
Steve Bellovin@mattblaze @evacide @marasawr And here you are, sitting on the diving board, thinking about what to say. (The guy in the purple shirt near the right edge is Robert Morris the Elder.)
