@RikerGoogling *system crashes goes up in flames*

@RikerGoogling Watch the ESC together.

@RikerGoogling SET PHASER TO KILL!!!!!!
https://mas.to/@RikerGoogling/114157421325149794

@RikerGoogling "Civility is futile!"

@RikerGoogling “We will add your civility to our own.”

@RikerGoogling you have to surrender to them, apologize for fighting them, turn over huge amounts of population and territory to them, and then hope they dont become hostile again and start everything all over again to take even more.

@RikerGoogling
disable safety protocols

@RikerGoogling Please lower your shields and kindly surrender your weapons. Would you not agree that resistance is futile? We would most appreciate it if you would adapt to service us

@RikerGoogling "What if we let a third of the Federation be assimilated, reach a compromise?"

@RikerGoogling I am so terribly sorry my skin got in the way of your assimilation tubules, please continue to inject your nanoprobes. While we wait, would you like to hear why I think Starfleet's just as bad as you really?

@RikerGoogling resistance is impolite, you will be assimilated

@RikerGoogling you leaked the official Democratic Party policy statement.

@RikerGoogling "civility? Pshaw! You put the 'ass' in 'assimilated'"