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nixCraft 🐧😂 found it in my phone while cleaning up storage 😆
allrite@nixCraft This is most (internal) clients requesting for a website from us.
👽🐦🦇🐉💻@nixCraft if you set the date to the result of a lambda function, you're all good.
Piper has moved@nixCraft There's going to be some serious crunch needed to get through those last few dates in time.
levampyre
SomeAnoTooter@nixCraft this is great because it is pretty precise.
How long will it take is such a bad question, if they don't even know what they want yet.
@nixCraft It's agile! This way you are much more flexible. You can decide to marry someone completely different at any point in the project.
Mark GjølWe sold this thing. We don't have it, we never made it before, we don't know how to make it and we need it by Tuesday.
- Literally software salespeople.
sunflowerinrain
pedestrian cyclist@nixCraft But it makes total sense. We also need a solid estimate how expensive the wedding will be before we can spend any money on the first date!
Wilfried Klaebe@odoruhako This! Especially this!
xs4me2Sounds familiar!
Anton Piatek@nixCraft scarily accurate
Ronan@nixCraft don't even know who she is yet
nichthier@nixCraft the typical german way to force digital things.... *lol*
Eric LawtonI was lead on a software project. Did detailed estimates. 10 months.
7 months later, I was summoned to a meeting with senior management to explain why we were late.
It turns out that the VP in charge had promised it in 6 months.
I produced my estimates.
She was fired on the spot and escorted first to her office, then to the door.
chrisvp@nixCraft it’s more “I’ve set the wedding date. I’ve not met her yet”
Cassandrich@nixCraft And by the same kind of people.
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