Shootout.
Fesshole 🧻When I clean my teeth with the electric toothbrush, I hold it like a flute, stand on one leg and pretend I'm Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. I'm a 62 year old woman.
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Kimota94@fesshole One of our friends, a retired dental hygienist, told me right after I started using an electric toothbrush that the most important thing to remember was: “Hold it as lightly as you can, to avoid damaging your enamel. Think of it as a flute.”
So…. Good on ya!
jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place@fesshole
You’ve earned the molar authority to do so.
You’ve earned the molar authority to do so.
Chris Bond@fesshole "Aquafresh my friend, don't start away uneasy..."
the vessel of morganna@Vibracobra23 @fesshole holy shit, that got me
@fesshole I will be doing that from now on. Thanks.
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@fesshole Well, at least the duration of the songs should guarantee adequate brushing. 😅
gmoke@fesshole Great balance practice and a work-out for the imagination. I suspect, as a 62 year old woman, you don't wear an Ian Anderson codpiece though. That would be overkill.
Rebecca Wallace@fesshole You are my hero.
3rdi@fesshole Are you single?
Rob Vincent (OLD ACCOUNT)@fesshole For the first time in all of Fesshole's years, its anonymity makes me sad because I really feel like this fessor and I should be friends.
Endless Stateless@fesshole It would be weird if you were a 22yo woman and had any idea who Jethro Tull was.
Mikael Lundin 🍀🥦♻️@fesshole this is the only way to do it.