Mastodawn

We have two unwritten rules here:
1.
2.

@sashag Not sure if I can retoot, could be some Unicode dark magic. 😄

@sashag Ba-dum tsss.

@sashag Only 2 is punishable by death. The authorities don't want to seem like unreasonable people.

@sashag Are you sure you didn't forget 3.

@UkeleleEric Oh, now I see. It would be totally not complete without it. So:
3.

@sashag and so, they do remain unwritten

@sashag we don't talk about the unwritten rules

But for those of us capable of reading between the lines, I have thoughts to put down.

Hey, thoughts! You're absolutely useless. You're scum!

@sashag
You owe me a new phone.
I held it over a burning candle to reveal the hidden text, but now the screen is broken and black.

@MennoWolff Didn't you speak the secret incantations? Nobody knows them because they are secret.

@sashag
/me routinely breaks them