Me: How much do I owe?
Government: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Government: Oh no, we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Government: You go to prison.
@MostlyHarmless This is a peculiarly American problem driven by two special-interest groups:
In the UK, most people never complete a tax return. They pay through Pay As You Earn (PAYE) where the tax is deducted each month as you pay. If they over or underpay one year, the PAYE rate is adjusted the next year to compensate (unless it's a huge amount). If you do have to complete a tax return, the employment bit is usually easy: it should be prepopulated, but if not then you just need to copy a couple of numbers from a standard form that every employer is required to give you. It's only difficult if you have a load of investments and other income, and even then you just fill in a web form with the information and they tell you how much you owe. If it's a smallish amount (a few thousand or less) then they adjust your PAYE rate next year to collect it. Otherwise you have to pay it, but they tell you exactly how much.