DostoevskyFeb 16, 2025
祖坟推土机
刚看新闻，有个男的在海上划船划着划着突然被一只从下面钻出来的座头鲸给吞了。然后一秒钟之后鲸鱼又把他给吐出来了，somehow这个男的他爹在旁边有手机录下了这一切。
哎呀鲸鱼宝宝，我都能想象ta在海里大喊：啊啊啊啊啊呸呸呸！！！我的饭里有苍蝇！！
Feb 14, 2025 at 1:06pmWeb
Show thread乌克兰仍在人间Feb 14, 2025

@RottingStrawberry

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/13/world/video/video-whale-swallows-man-chile-digvid

补个视频版 真的是鲸鱼宝宝！

Father captures moment son was swallowed by humpback whale | CNN

In an extraordinary encounter, a father captured the moment a humpback whale briefly swallowed his son. Despite the terrifying ordeal, the son emerged unharmed.

CNN
Show thread椒盐糖蒜 Feb 15, 2025
@PigeonAdultman @RottingStrawberry wow 感觉是个从鲸到人都可以跑回去跟别人“说出来你可能不信”…
Show thread祖坟推土机Feb 15, 2025
@mtfront @PigeonAdultman 啊哈哈哈哈 真的
Show thread祖坟推土机Feb 15, 2025
@PigeonAdultman 男人也说肯定是宝宝，因为成年人应该不会这么没有经验（
Show threadTo infinity and BeyondFeb 14, 2025
@RottingStrawberry 哈哈哈哈哈我也这么说。鲸鱼：这啥！啊啊啊啊啊啊！ 卡喉咙！ 呸呸呸呸
Show threadhawaiiiFeb 15, 2025
@RottingStrawberry  这个人活下来了吗
Show thread祖坟推土机Feb 15, 2025
@hawaiii 除了有些受惊吓外毫发无损
Show threadThe Corbomite ManeuverFeb 15, 2025
@RottingStrawberry 最好笑的是他爹，在救儿子和逃跑之间选择了举起手机录像 
Show thread祖坟推土机Feb 15, 2025
@parasite 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真的好有道理
Show thread六神无主Feb 15, 2025
@RottingStrawberry 记得疫情期间加州也有过一起
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/03/us/whale-kayak-trnd/index.html
A humpback whale almost swallows kayakers near a California beach

Two whale watchers had a close encounter while kayaking off the coast of Avila Beach, California, that they will likely never forget.

CNN