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祖坟推土机
Feb 14, 2025
刚看新闻，有个男的在海上划船划着划着突然被一只从下面钻出来的座头鲸给吞了。然后一秒钟之后鲸鱼又把他给吐出来了，somehow这个男的他爹在旁边有手机录下了这一切。
哎呀鲸鱼宝宝，我都能想象ta在海里大喊：啊啊啊啊啊呸呸呸！！！我的饭里有苍蝇！！
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最好笑的是他爹，在救儿子和逃跑之间选择了举起手机录像
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@parasite
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真的好有道理
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