aboblapro tip
Willemplease killall
I see…
katy ✨Make sure to combine it with
Disallow /harm/to/humans
Bitch would be better
“Bitch I said”
Stefen AurisPlz for faster typing
Yeah, I’ve used
pls myself
cm0002Or do the opposite for…relief
Fucking mv doc doc1
Fucking shutdown
Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command
Yup I’m stealing that lol
henfredemarsThere’s a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.
Ok i loved it
It sounds fun and “magic” but it is hella scary to blindly run some “fixed” command
I believe it does take confirmation via the ENTER key.
It does! It’s usually pretty good at figuring it ont to. Though I only use it with non-destructive commands
Shorthand that works anywhere:
sudo !!
Between the fuck utility and this alias idea, when I set up my next box I’m absolutely aliasing “fuck off” for sudo the last command and “please” for sudo itself
How do you alias the last command? My aliases are all hard coded. I had no idea you could send a variable to an alias
OmegaProbably with
!! (!n will be the command corresponding to the number n in your history, !! is shorthand for the last command)
Psythik“Fucking” would be funnier and more grammatically correct.
fucking touch my-doc
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kalciferplease touch my-doc 🥺👉👈
SkunkWorkzAh Donglegate, good times. Even funnier that the guy who got fired because of this lady’s tweet sided with her like a meek little bitch.
I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesn’t have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?
Changing timestamps and creating empty files…
Of course, that makes so much sense. 🤔
It does make sense! When you modify a file, you do “things” on it, you write it. So the minimum you can possibly do to a file to modify it, is “to poke it”: to touch it.
I mean I’m sure that’s the logic or something but…
Man it just feels wrong. Like the sonic hedgehog gene feels wrong. You know?
Hahahha, I just learnt about that gene a little while ago and thought the same: that’s an stupid name for a gene. How would you name them? (the gene and the command)
Imagine being a doctor telling a couple their fetus died because of a sonic hedgehog gene mutation, tho. (This does happen)
Like, it won’t matter in another few hundred years, but culture is difficult right now.
Makes me wonder if the romans did meme shit like that. They graffiti shitposted and whatever so…
Luckily nobody asks me what I would name shit because my pets are testament to my complete lack of creativity. 😊
I would call the gene
fingerer
I wonder if you could make it sass you every so often to complete the effect.
Fucking shutdown
Chill my man. I’m on it.
Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!
BoxOfFeetThat’s what I came for.
Yeah yeah I forgot that power word, let’s hope you have at least 100hp then…
This from the OS that made me have to do a search for “how to kill children”.
metaStaticwasn't that Windows?
don't make me watch the task manager video again ...
☂️-what task manager video?
IninewCrowcan_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure
I actually like this lmao
It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.
sudo make me a sandwich
Use plz and add a Makefile? :)
plz make sandwich
Well done. I guess my reference was too obscure.
hahha I love this.
please !!
‘pro tip’ is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
zqwzzleNo longer maintained. The new one: github.com/iffse/pay-respects
gi1242please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Some people just wanna see the world burn
heartbreakerFor people that don’t get the joke: this messes up your system
potoooooooo ✅️If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.)
Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
$ alias please="sudo"
$ alias stay="shutdown"
$ please stay_
$ alias stay="shutdown"
$ please stay_
KevinOof right in the feels
Use shutdown -h now or -P 0
Or just use poweroff
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1
“Would you Kindly …”
kn0wmad1cPlease shutdown -h now