php has done so well being run on firewalls.

we should go further.

we need to put node.js on firewalls next

then put fifteen GPUs into them so they can eat 5kw and run deepseek-r1 too.

what the hell

put 500tb of storage on them and put every packet on a local immutable blockchain

fuck syslog

@Viss Please for the love of FUCK, don't give them ideas.
@grs think of this as telegraphing, or signaling. if places start releasing this horseshit, it'll be clear they have no idea what they're doing and it'll be obvious to anybody thats touched a computer before that this is the scenario now:
@Viss Damn that's definitely hit the nail on the head haha. Yeah, you're right. I know I wouldn't buy any of that shit. Maybe that'll finally be the thing that makes everyone else realize that Javascript was a very bad idea and just needs to hurry up and die already.