php has done so well being run on firewalls.

we should go further.

we need to put node.js on firewalls next

then put fifteen GPUs into them so they can eat 5kw and run deepseek-r1 too.

what the hell

put 500tb of storage on them and put every packet on a local immutable blockchain

fuck syslog

@Viss
sobs
@chillybot every tear on the blockchain! then use the blockchain to train AI!
@chillybot use the gpus in the firewalls to train ai!