@a1ba not unlike threads online....
@a1ba This email could have been a cutscene.
@a1ba Roll for Save vs Meeting Request 🎲 🎲
@a1ba i'm going into battle and i need only your strongest copypasta
@a1ba please someone do a work themed RPG where there's an email tournament
@a1ba they indeed are, but more often than what you'd like to they are not party-based, but all VS all melees...

@a1ba we at Mechanized Assault & eXploration Reloaded love turn-based combat.

Just saying 😁

@a1ba
Some people just provide the bare minimum attack, which prolongs the battle.
Others like to Critcal
hit every time, to finish once and for all.

But some people are undead zombies and just ignore all the information and requests already provided. With these people, it is best to either aim for the head (CC their manager) or run away (ignore further emails).

@a1ba
This explains why I find turn-based strategy games tedious.
@a1ba not replying is trying to flee combat. Sometimes it works, but sometimes the bigger bosses won't let you get away.