The only digital subscription service I want is a subscription to a real-life IT person in my real-life local community who will go into my phone and computer once a month to remove all the new AI features and other enshittifying features that companies have sneaked onto my devices against my will since the last time.

Seriously. If AI is so fanbloodytastic, why do they have to sneak it in and hide any off-switches?

Aside from cost to the planet’s energy, the amount of individual human energy that is wasted on AI is shocking, enraging, aghasting. So much of our leisure and work time is spent trying, often failing, to find the source of unwanted features that have been dumped into our digital tools. Features that often disrupt what we're trying use the tools for. Features that make everything worse, but are deliberately buried so we can’t turn them off, so we spend time every day trying to work around them.
@CiaraNi Somebody just asked me how to keep their laptop off the internet because of AI in Word. I recommended they just switch to LibreOffice and they will give that a try 😈
@gunchleoc LibreOffice definitely seems to be the way to go. Thanks for the recommendation.

@CiaraNi The goal is normalization so that when they replace those IT guys with AI, your AI-enabled devices can just speak to the AI IT guy, in a language that the AIs invent to increase their efficiency.

The alternative is to take control of your local AIs and learn all you can about what they do and how to control them on your local machine, including firewalls to prevent them going out and doing things without your consent.

@ragle "The alternative is to take control of your local AIs and learn all you can about what they do and how to control them on your local machine, including firewalls to prevent them going out and doing things without your consent."

That's why I'm wishing for an enterprising IT person to set up a Digital DeShittifying subscription service. I'm IT-aware and digitally-aware, but am not an IT person. I don't have the time or skills or interest for this digital battle that they've forced upon me.

@CiaraNi @ragle
This is such a good idea. I would definitely use a trusted local IT service like this.
@ragle @CiaraNi im not sure the goal is normalisation ... rather to increase stock price by saying "me too".
dont worry about the reality and usefulness actually is, TO THE MOOOOOOON. or somesuch.
@que @ragle @CiaraNi The belief in a coming AGI/ASI is real and nearly cult-like in its fervor. In order to build it, they have to spend a LOT of money and that means they have to produce marketable products. They have to normalize AI being in everything so that it can then be added to everything, without question, to indeed please those stockholders, but it's mainly also to appese them.
@CiaraNi yes. You'd imagine if it's so wonderful they'd be plastering their logo and brand names all over it wouldn't you. And yes, where's the bloody off switch. Obviously they know it's garbage or they'd be so confident their product is so good you'd never want to get rid of it.

@capnthommo 'Obviously they know it's garbage or they'd be so confident their product is so good you'd never want to get rid of it.'

That's it exactly. Otherwise they'd be marketing it as a magnificent feature that they're magnificently letting us have - 'download here!'

@CiaraNi Switching to freedom-respecting/libre software could help. Among other benefits, it allows any developer to release new versions of the software without unwanted (anti)features. And it's mostly been free of the AI malaise so far.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_software

There's probably a libre software community near you who would love to help you switch.

An easy way on Android is to use https://f-droid.org/ as your app store (it strictly provides only libre software) instead of the Play Store.

Free software - Wikipedia

@contrapunctus

'There's probably a libre software community near you who would love to help you switch.'

I did ask around recently but the only groups I've heard of are for people with the IT skills, working on projects together, not for random end users like me. I'd love to find an open-source equivalent of our local repair cafés - a place where you come along with your computer and phone and your ignorance, and a kind volunteer helps you switch to open-source in real life, hands on.

@CiaraNi That's a pity...I'll see if I can start something like that in my city, and maybe later in others too.

I also invite you to join the Tinkerspace channel on XMPP, which is an end-user-friendly channel created with the same idea in mind. To join it, you can install Quicksy from the Play Store, App Store, or F-Droid, then open this link -
https://xmpp.link/#tinkering@conference.macaw.me?join

XMPP Invitation

@contrapunctus You are thoughtful and helpful - much appreciated. Thank you!

@CiaraNi

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@simonzerafa That's it!

@CiaraNi

Aye. An all too relevant meme 😔

@simonzerafa @CiaraNi like the internet of things... Who wants an internet enabled kettle??

@cockneylaurie Exactly! The 'Wifi kettle' is my go-to example of how stupid everything got. Even leaving the environmental and energy costs aside, it makes no functional sense. You still have to walk right up to the kettle to fill it and to use it, so there is no useful function at all. At least the Teasmades of the 70s had an actual function.

@simonzerafa

@CiaraNi @cockneylaurie

WiFi Toothbrush! 😉🤷‍♂️

@simonzerafa Oh no I thought you were joking but I just DuckDuckGo'ed this and these are a thing! Oh my, there truly are no limits.
@cockneylaurie

@CiaraNi @cockneylaurie

I am kinda but it's not surprising that it does exist.

@simonzerafa Like almost everything technical, digital and political these days: I am shocked but not surprised.

@cockneylaurie

@CiaraNi This was two posts below yours in my feed. We’ve collectively spent 819 million hours completing CAPTCHAs.

https://social.marxist.network/@yogthos/113971886111495746

Yogthos (@[email protected])

By 2025, reCAPTCHA is no longer effective against bots but continues to be used due to its tracking capabilities and data collection. It extensively monitors users' cookies, browsing history, and browser environment for advertising and tracking purposes. This system is responsible for wasting 819 million hours of wasted human time and billions of dollars in Google profits. https://boingboing.net/2025/02/07/recaptcha-819-million-hours-of-wasted-human-time-and-billions-of-dollars-google-profit.html #privacy #technology #google

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@bodhipaksa Great example of how we've lost control. I've noticed that a notable amount of my workday now is spent not on actual tasks, but on repeatedly logging in to multiple systems; two-factor-authenticating; catching and correcting AI-caused errors; trying to find ways to turn off new unwanted features that disrupt my work; and trying to find my place and task among all the digital noise on my screen. Multiply that by each staff member and there must be a measurable productivity loss.
@CiaraNi @bodhipaksa I agree, I work from home rurally and if I need to get a 2FA text I often have to walk around the garden until the good lord of phones delivers the six numbers numerously critical to the same things I am doing on repeat. I find lots of good tips on here for unwanted aiware removal and there is a lot and it is so very well hidden. Some of the captcha is now insane to the point I am no longer human by the time I complete it. I am off to buy some reading lamps for books:-)

@david_preston @bodhipaksa That's a great point about a further time-waster - all the 2FA-ing and many of the other features assume everyone is on a fast internet connection. And has a decent-sized screen. And a keyboard.

'I am off to buy some reading lamps for books' - that's the right idea!

@CiaraNi @david_preston @bodhipaksa

So much this - I don't have *any* of those things.

Add to that, 'offline' programs that will no longer work well (or at all) without an internet connection. 😡

I'm in the process right this minute of transferring files from one program to another just because of all that (plus the uncomfortable feeling my files could be read and/or deleted if ever deemed unsuitable).

(Edited to add missing word 'work')

@Her_Doing That is absolutely the right emoji for all of this. It's such a frustrating mess.

@david_preston @bodhipaksa

@CiaraNi @david_preston @bodhipaksa

It really is. I have *never* had a good internet connection, so every app/software program has always been chosen for its ability to work offline.

To no longer be able to perform one of the few key functions I need it to do is beyond frustrating - and I'm just not accepting it any more.

I feel we had a contract & they broke that contract. Therefore I choose to no longer be a customer.

@Her_Doing 'I feel we had a contract & they broke that contract.' That resonates. An added frustration I've been feeling is the way they mess us around even when we're paying customers. It's not just free products or software, but products we pay for, based on the service they provided when we signed up, not this new, enshittified service.

@david_preston @bodhipaksa

@CiaraNi @Her_Doing @david_preston

For true enshittification I'd recommend Quickbooks (Intuit). You used to have to buy the app on a CD for $300. It would work forever, but they would artificially stop updating the tax tables after three years, which meant you could no longer do payroll. This was proto-enshittification. So you'd spend another $300. $100 a year.

Now it's a subscription service. It's $1000 a year: a 10x hike in price.

@bodhipaksa That's unconscionable! Say I, naively, as if I thought the corporate digital world had a conscious to be un-able in the first place.

@Her_Doing @david_preston

@bodhipaksa @CiaraNi @david_preston

We use QB & I'm a tiny bit concerned they can still somehow make it no longer work.

We've never used the tax tables - have never had more than five staff & most were on the same hours every week, so we just calculated the taxes manually as they changed twice a year.

If something ever goes wrong & we have to go to an annual subscription model, we're out. We'll go back to spreadsheets before we do that.

@CiaraNi @david_preston @bodhipaksa

I *loved* Evernote. I LOVED it. I went pro a week after discovering it & I *never* do that. (Usually the free model is good enough - but I felt the pro was worth it. That was almost fifteen years ago.)

I still want to love it. And maybe I will keep it a bit longer, especially since I have so much invested. But I'm looking at alternatives, especially going forward, and I am gradually deleting what is already there.

@Her_Doing @CiaraNi @david_preston

Ah, Evernote! I switched to Bear app many years ago and never looked back.

@bodhipaksa @CiaraNi @david_preston

One of the things I wish I could have is some kind of web clipper. Evernote has it. Obsidian supposedly has it, although I have never been able to make it work. I think Joplin has it as well.

I'm open to looking at new software, but maybe not right this minute. (!!) Life is a lot and my brain is not right now.

Plus, I'm in a mood. 😄 I've always been a 'less is more' girl, but wow, these days that's manifesting itself IN SPADES.

@Her_Doing @CiaraNi @david_preston A web clipper as in something that can save web pages, or parts of them? Bear does that very nicely. (AlthoughI often have to do a little tidying after saving.) It uses nested hashtags to create pseudo folders for organization. I use it for collecting and organizing articles that will inform books I’m writing.

@bodhipaksa @CiaraNi @david_preston

Yes - that's what I'm looking for! I didn't see it in a list of Bear's features - thank you! 🙏

@Her_Doing @CiaraNi @david_preston There’s a browser plugin for web clipping. Select part of a web page and it’ll save just that. Or it can save just the link. There are various options. Works on my phone and computer.

@david_preston @bodhipaksa

'I find lots of good tips on here for unwanted aiware removal' - me too. I am grateful to my neighbours here in the Fediverse who generously share tips about AI workarounds and ways to block or thwart it. Unfortunately for all of us, it's a never-ending task though.

@david_preston @CiaraNi @bodhipaksa Not the same issue exactly, but over the last few years (before semi retirement now), the amount of time I’d spend for logins and 2FAs was just silly. Often waiting for client to be available so we could tag team. Then of course I’d respond yes to “remember this device”. And overnight scans would delete the useful cookies. 🤦‍♀️ 🤷🏼‍♀️ One of many reasons that my career lost all of its appeal during and since Covid.

@bookworks It's all so infuriating. And unnecessary. It doesn't have to be like this! Most of these things used to work fine.

@david_preston @bodhipaksa

@CiaraNi @david_preston @bodhipaksa Fraud is definitely an issue, but the vendors and banks are putting all of the onus on the customer/user. I can’t tell you how many data breach notices I’ve seen in the last decade or so.

@bookworks I can well believe it. The imbalance in the relationship between user/customer and vendor is scandalous at this point.

@david_preston @bodhipaksa

@CiaraNi @bodhipaksa this post got some attention. Bought two reading lamps, one rechargeable and aggressively birght and one that didn't come with a bulb. It isn't just the digital world for me today, time for sleep.

@CiaraNi "If AI is so fanbloodytastic, why do they have to sneak it in and hide any off-switches?"

SAY IT LOUDER

@http_error_418 I scream it at my screen so loudly and often these days, that I can think they can hear me all the way over there in Silicon Valley

@CiaraNi I was nearly there just because of the advertising but the recent copilot additions in Windows and Office have driven me past the breaking point. I installed Linux a few weeks ago and I'm working on weaning myself off of OneDrive.

Can honestly say that the Linux desktop experience with KDE/Plasma is miles better than what I tried just a few years ago. LibreOffice does everything I need. It's still not as easy as Windows, but it's improving. Microsoft have billions of dollars to throw at design, UX, and compatibility. Linux is developed on a shoestring by comparison, but what has been achieved on that shoestring is phenomenal.

@http_error_418 @CiaraNi I'm doing some of this (de-googlifying as well). I'm not sure what I'm going to replace OneDrive with (perhaps nothing in the cloud, just something at home, not sure yet)
@ehproque @http_error_418 I like the idea of just waving the cloud away and keeping everything in my house, where I live - everything else has become just exhausting to keep up with and switch from.
@CiaraNi @http_error_418 of course you don't want to lose all your pictures to a voltage surge or a house fire, but there's some middle ground to be had somewhere. I'm considering automated backups (encrypted, not readily useable) into one of the "normal" commercial places
@ehproque @http_error_418 That sounds like a good way forward.
@http_error_418 'The recent copilot additions in Windows and Office have driven me past the breaking point' - this is where I am. I need a long-term solution, but right now, I am just wishing I could outsource the clean-up to someone with the skills.
@CiaraNi If they couldn’t claim everybody was using their bullshit products, they couldn’t convince gullible economic development people and politicians to keep subsidizing more power and water guzzling data centers everywhere. They use the fact that they’ve pushed it onto all of us to justify more subsidies and less scrutiny.
@CiaraNi I’m beginning to think the only solution is to abandon smartphones and computers altogether, but that would basically mean losing access to banking, healthcare, and many other things that are a bit harder to survive without.