I have booked 10 Tesla test drives this week using fake details. I don't turn up to any of them.
@fesshole only ten ? Brilliant idea though

@fesshole Small acts of resistance.✊
Speaking of which, does anybody have a large drone and access to some thermite?

#Tesla

@Lazarou Careful what you ask for… 🤣💥@fesshole
@fesshole I guess in short time they will require a license number or credit card number to book test drives.
@Methylcobalamin @fesshole I think most of the contributors to Fesshole are British - my experience of car dealers is they are so desperate to make the sale they only check your licence and finance when you turn up in person at the dealership...
@vfrmedia @Methylcobalamin @fesshole wouldn't make any difference if they did ask for details. Unless they tried to charge the card, they'd bit know, and there's plenty of fake card generators for testing that are only a Google away.
@Dss @Methylcobalamin @fesshole in UK (with fairly strict data protection laws) it would be difficult to legally justify requesting a card number *unless* you are going to charge it (usually as a £10 temporary insurance policy for the test drive), and that normally requires the car to be available and the driver present - but also obtaining and trying to use a fake card number pushes what would otherwise be classed as a prank into attempted fraud..
@fesshole actually that’s pretty good no notes
@fesshole  I should do this as well.

@fesshole

Everyone should do this and cripple the retail outlets!

@fesshole be a shame if others did so as well ……..
@fesshole that's a bit naughty.
@fesshole what did you do during the war dad? I slightly inconvenienced some minimum wage car salesmen

@fesshole

Find an enthusiastic fresh high school graduate who wants to do to Tesla what the Musk kids want to do to America, and create a Tesla scheculing bot.

Better yet, hack into their system, steal all of the data, and start sending blanket emails to all Tesla employees telling them to resign now with dignity or else.

@fesshole so you say you fight Elon by behaving exactly like Elon 😉.
@fesshole - feel free to use my image if you want to.
@fesshole ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@fesshole

I like it! I think I'll do the same. Thank you

@fesshole 👏🏽👏🏽 well played
@fesshole Fuck shit up, baby!!!
@fesshole I'm obviously being stupid, but what’s the point? Certainly won't bother the people waiting on you turn up, it's not like they've got anything better to do.
@fesshole
Book a test drive and drive the Tesla around in an annoying manner.
Or pay somebody that need to earn a bit of cash to do it.
Lots of swasticars driving around in circles
@fesshole Do you need to validate the phone number? How do you do it?