Mastodawn

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Another Angry Woman Oct 28, 2024

officially an archaeologist

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Another Angry Woman Oct 28, 2024

how ponify ruined my life

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Another Angry Woman Oct 28, 2024

emigrating from the fae kingdom

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Another Angry Woman Nov 5, 2024

actually johnlock was always endgame

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Another Angry Woman Nov 9, 2024

heard you want to get painted

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Another Angry Woman Nov 16, 2024

no one prepares you for that

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Another Angry Woman Dec 12, 2024

instantly won so many internet arguments

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Another Angry Woman Dec 21, 2024

random strangers on reddit

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Another Angry Woman Jan 6

a much better finger-eating machine

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

whoa mama im on the scary planet

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

which could mean nothing

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

another fucking seance

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Another Angry Woman Jan 14

this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.

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Another Angry Woman Jan 14

bat signed by everyone alive

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Another Angry Woman Jan 14

such is the life of the humble garlic

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heafferfurfs

@stavvers my beloved mythological creatures reference book has angels and jesus

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Another Angry Woman Oct 28, 2024

emigrating from the fae kingdom

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Another Angry Woman Nov 5, 2024

actually johnlock was always endgame

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Another Angry Woman Nov 9, 2024

heard you want to get painted

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Another Angry Woman Nov 12, 2024

simpsons episode

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Another Angry Woman Nov 12, 2024

ravenous cone worms

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Another Angry Woman Nov 16, 2024

no one prepares you for that

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Another Angry Woman Nov 16, 2024

hitachi

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Another Angry Woman Nov 16, 2024

assigned gay at billing

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Another Angry Woman Nov 16, 2024

lions can jump 36 feet

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Another Angry Woman Dec 12, 2024

instantly won so many internet arguments

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Another Angry Woman Dec 21, 2024

blood work

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Another Angry Woman Dec 21, 2024

random strangers on reddit

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Another Angry Woman Dec 21, 2024

blorbo

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Another Angry Woman Dec 21, 2024

a pervert tragedy

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Another Angry Woman Dec 24, 2024

wibta

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Another Angry Woman Dec 25, 2024

release my wee da

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Another Angry Woman Dec 26, 2024

milk and cookies

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Another Angry Woman Jan 6

a much better finger-eating machine

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Another Angry Woman Jan 6

spider names

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Chris [list of emoji]Dec 26, 2024

@stavvers

Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

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FeralRobots Dec 26, 2024

@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨

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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial Dec 27, 2024

@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation

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Annelies Kamran, Ph.D.Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers 🤣

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imikotoba 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇯🇵Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining

Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

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Dr. Young-Leslie 🇨🇦Dec 27, 2024

@stavvers oh that made me laugh! Thank you.

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El Satánico Dr. Katow Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.

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OwenT Dec 24, 2024

@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol

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El Satánico Dr. Katow Dec 24, 2024

@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?

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Tony Wells Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers

If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

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Irenes (many)Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.

damnit!

foresight Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers An old story😔

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ein kleines z Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers
Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.

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BradleyKSherman Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers https://davetrott.co.uk/2024/12/words-beat-data/

WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

Dave Trott's Blog - Powered by The Barn

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_maleficentgirl Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers

not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.

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turmoni Dec 21, 2024

@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something

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donthatedontkill Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers When I say I like following people, not content: this. This is what I mean. Give me lots of this.

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David Croyle Dec 21, 2024

@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” :)

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Ingrid Dec 22, 2024

@stavvers I get occasional dizzy spells, and the closest anyone ever got to figuring out why was when they discovered that pulling 4-8 vials of my blood was a good way to trigger them

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Tony Wells Dec 12, 2024

@stavvers

I'd really like one of those people who make the little model kits to build this plane then paint it white and add the red dots. They would win the internet for at least an hour.

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SheriffLonestar Nov 16, 2024

@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.

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Matteo Joliveau Nov 16, 2024

@SheriffLonestar @stavvers I think it's worse than that. I'm thinking they mistook € for ¢ or c, as in ¢87 or $0.87

Because god forbid other currencies exist :)

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Androcat Jan 14

@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢

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Angela Glansbury 🚽Nov 16, 2024

@stavvers
sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor

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Max™Nov 16, 2024

@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times

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jack Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi

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Dave Dec 25, 2024

@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service

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Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette Jan 8

@stavvers

@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

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Foone🏳️‍⚧️Jan 8

@Archivist @stavvers I have a lot of practice as being amusing on the internet

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Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette Jan 8

@foone I know, yet I remain impressed nonetheless

@stavvers

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Vaneshi Feb 3

@stavvers Nissan are alive and well in the Battletech universe (and GE, Mitsubishi) so Hitatchi being around isn't that much of a stretch and yeah I kinda want that as a decal in my battletech game.

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