Just saw this.

#WompWomp

@GottaLaff There's no way the cords are actually frozen but kudos to the capitol employee who came up with that excuse.
@thadd @GottaLaff Hey, come on-they were up all night spraying water on them!
@GottaLaff
Even as an atheist, I would suggest that god has made their opinion known on the subject.

@GottaLaff Brilliant! Even if they weren't frozen, what's #47 gonna do, other than send #JDV running around trying to raise all the flags by his loneself?

I think three of the most important words for the next several years will be these, spoken innocently or implied through action / inaction:

"No, I won't." ๐Ÿ˜‡

@jimthewhyguy @GottaLaff Or, "Why?" in the annoying tone of a small child being a pain in the butt. Repeat as needed until the smoke starts pouring out of their ears.
@GottaLaff
My flag is frozen in place too.
Iโ€™m torn because the Buckeye flag is also at half mast and we play soon.
@GottaLaff Mother Nature needs to unleash full karma on that administration. I'm hoping lightning develops specific targeting capability.

@GottaLaff

Did you hear about the German translator on phoenix (something like C-Span) who was translating the speech in an increasingly irritated tone until he asked his producer on a live mic: "tell me, how long are you planning to stay on this shit?"

๐Ÿคญ

#wielangwolltihrbeidemscheissbleiben

@GottaLaff Rather fitting for a tired, shabby, con man.

@GottaLaff

Reality's writing staff is very unsubtle in their Trump scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU

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@GottaLaff

Were they half-mast because Carter died?

So petty to insist they were raised.

@pete @GottaLaff

Yes - they're supposed to stay at half-staff for 30 days after the death of a President.

@pete Yes. They insisted they be raised for Trump's big day

@GottaLaff

The wrath of God, who has heard his name used in vainโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜ฌ

@GottaLaff Hell freezing over, yet still not cold enough :(
@briankrebs
@GottaLaff If this is true, my heart feels a little bit warmer.

@GottaLaff They were eventually raised to full staff, but then Mike had to call his "masturbation buddy" son and confess to his "sinful thoughts" that got them that way.

I'll be here all week....

@GottaLaff
The flag at Dulles Airport is at half mast as of 7 pm tonight.
@csstrowbridge
@GottaLaff
โ€œHell freezes overโ€ comes to mind. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@GottaLaff Seems like God disagrees with Mike Johnson.
@GottaLaff perhaps thats whybthey moved indoors, so the #OrangeTurd wouldn't notice

@GottaLaff

Those flags should be upside down.

@GottaLaff

Thank You Jimmy.... ๐Ÿ˜‰

@tdwllms1 They were raised though

@GottaLaff

Yes, I saw some were....the fukwits...