Dan🚨 SCAM ALERT! 🚨
Do not fall victim to this common scam!
(meme liberated from insta)
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!@dan I’m watching my daughter’s 2 cats over the weekend. Thanks to you, I shall not be scammed!
@Doreen32128 🫡 glad to be of service
Kevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦@dan did a dog write this clearly anti-cat propaganda? 😂
Brenda O.
Josh (open until closed again)@dan Oh. My. God. I think my dog is running this scam too?!
Harley, the goodest doggo@[email protected] @dan It’s not a scam ruff. I am left alone for minutes at a time and down to eating only 8-10x per day ((whimper))
Nico 
@dan update to scam❗️❗️❗️
Cats will still meow even they know they’ve been seen that they’ve been feed by your partner❗️ They’ll come straight to you with same demands❗️
@Illdisposed 😮 scoundrels!
Josh 
Not Rappaport
Resol van Lemmy@dan my cat literally does this. I'm glad I'm not alone.
La Quenouille De Circé@dan my cat really thinks I'm stupid : she meows in front of.. her full bowl... Like, darling, I can see you have food, YOU can see you have food, I love your voice too, you sing very well, but please stop ! 🤣
OtownKim
Skunkcrimes
catraxx 
@dan Meow.
Atari
Pete Bleackley@dan You didn't see it. It didn't happen.
@PeteBleackley I have never fallen for this
@dan Bonnie is is clever enough to lie, but not clever enough to realise that the empty food bowl will give her away.
Teneko
McSquank ain't feeling it@dan is this what they mean by "cat fishing?"
Twoowls Elt 🦉 🦉
Mercurius GoldsteinHmm did a survey of cats and 100% said it is dinner time, sorry but it’s true, similar results for Kim Jong Un in North Korean elections.
@MercG yes, my own polling of the local cat population agrees with those findings, however evidence suggests that 100% of cats surveyed had been fed today already
ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK@dan can confirm
Landsil
Farbs@dan We keep a piece of paper tucked under Millie's bowl with the words "Millie last ate breakfast" on one side and "Millie last ate dinner" on the other.
Each time we feed her we flip it to the correct statement so she can't fib her way into double dinner.
Hopefully she never figures out what it's for.
Eragon@dan Mrawwww! Mrawwwww!
Ross of Ottawa@dan I checked Snopes.meow and they say it's legit and not a scam at all.
MessagingMatters@dan They will even make you question your own memory.
Cat Reviews@dan I succumbed, and now look at me - 3 cats crying in unison, "Halp! Halp! Nothing in the bowls!* We're all going to die!"
* All the bowls are full.
not a martian, honest@dan sounds... vaguely familiar
ThinkingSapienI fed a cat last night! And would you believe he hit me up 10 minutes later asking for food!? I'm starting to think that his story of having nothing to eat for 2 weeks wasn't true. His owners claimed he gets fed twice a day! I should have believed them!
@ThinkingSapien according to a recent survey of cats, the average time since a cat was last fed is the entire lifetime of the cat
ellis@dan but nobody did feed me today 
@ellis poor bb 😢 I hope one of your hapless servants feed you before you waste away!
november@dan Hey, I pull this one all the time. Stop telling people, I sometimes even get away with it
Longspeak