Last time the U.S. invaded Canada, the White House ended up burned down. Don’t mistake politeness for passivity.
@godpod
Canada is one of the reason for the Geneva Suggestions.
Don't poke the bear..
@Sekhen @godpod The polite ones in Canada are just loud enough that you can't hear the ones in the back screaming "Let's do war crimes!"
Colin Mochrie apology

YouTube

@mtconleyuk @sekhen @godpod @SnowshadowII My wife reminds me of the White House Burning thing about every 2 weeks. I finally found a good comeback, though: "False. There was no Canada in 1812."

She just says "You know what I mean" or "By 1800 at the latest, Canadians had a sense of shared heritage and a culture that was coherent and different from British culture, and there was no serious demographic or cultural changes between 1812 and 1867."

@Sekhen @godpod Not only bears. Don't poke our Canada geese as well or you'll be sorry...

@godpod

America could wipe Canada off the map with one small fart in their sleep and not even notice

And literally no one would come to our aid.

Trump is a legitimate threat and should be taken as such.

@ClintonAnderson @godpod Legitimate question here: will our NATO allies come to our aid? It seems like they should.
@ClintonAnderson @godpod and Russia could take Ukraine in 3 days. /s Don't confuse propaganda with reality.

@jmcs @godpod

Don't confuse daydreams with reality either.

Canada wouldn't have a snowflakes chance in hell.......

This isn't an endorsement.

@ClintonAnderson @jmcs @godpod why? What do we have now that we didn’t have fighting the Taliban? We fought them for decades, with the world’s help, and they took back Afghanistan faster than we could leave it. What do we have that would make them want to abandon their homes to our invading masses?

@passwordsarehard4 @jmcs @godpod

I'm not sure who you're asking... And I'm not sure your question is even cogent...

And this is as much effort as I'm apt to put into the post of a no picture, no name, account......

@godpod
On the up side, to hide the charred walls, the whole building was covered in a lime solution called "whitewash"... hence the modern name White House.

Since then it has become the national canter for whitewashing potentially awkward situations

Max Leibman (@[email protected])

Don’t underestimate our neighbors to the north. If you think Canadians are pushovers, you’re in for a polite awakening.

beige.party
@godpod they took Detroit at one point as well and we normally are buddies, but we done pissed ‘em off enough. Don’t screw with them.
@godpod All this because of a Canadian movie about farting...
@godpod Maybe they'll also burn down Trump Tower and Mar-A-Lago this time.
@godpod I totally sympathize, but the threat is more subtle and abstract than that. He's threatening with a trade war and ceasing defense cooperation against an obvious Russian threat. What we have to do is make sure Trump's Canadian representatives don't get anywhere near government.
@godpod Yes, but it gave a slave-owning, Georgetown, yuppie, bible-thumping lawyer the chance to become the ultimate one-hit wonder, and launch his political career. I'm talking about Francis Scott Key. But you're omniscient, so you knew that.

@gemlog

Tel m me more about this, I'd love to read that.
Year ? Big picture ?
You know how I love to hate your obnoxious neighbour.

@godpod
We have developed incendiary snow balls to do the job