Matt BlazeDamnit. I just accidentally clicked on the “buy it now” button for Greenland and it already charged my credit card. I don’t think there’s even space in the mailroom for this.
Anyway, it’s mine now, Donald.
Fi 🏳️⚧️I saw someone speculate that this obsession comes from not understanding the mercator projection.
I'm inclined to think there's some truth to it.
Maria Varmazis 
@munin @mattblaze oh my god, I could totally believe that as the reason
Dr. Eric J. Fielding, PhD@varmazis @munin @mattblaze Someone calculated the value of the minerals and other resources of Greenland as $11 trillion. That would be a big charge on your card.
@EricFielding @varmazis @munin thanks for the information. I will try to tell more plausible jokes here in the future.