A List of Predictions Made in 1925 About 2025

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Women will dress logically in one-piece hygienic suits
People will live to 150
There will be nothing to laugh at
Food will be delivered by tubes from communal kitchens
Giant aeroplanes will fly 50 passengers between London and Paris in only a couple of hours
Crime will be treated as a disease
People will be awakened by radio alarm clocks and baldness will be almost universal
San Francisco will be the greatest city in the world
We will run out of oil
Smoking will be a thing of the past
Books will be printed on nickel leaves and will contain 30,000 pages
Canada will have a population of 100,000,000
Banking and burglary will be wireless
Geologists will be able to peep into the crust of the earth
The world will have reached its saturation point
Speakers will be able to address the entire world at once and the unification of the human race will be complete
@paulisci “Privilege.” If only people treated it as that. I think it was Walter Cronkite who said it was important to remember that even if your voice reached across the country, it didn’t matter any more than someone’s voice reaching the other end of the bar.
@paulisci Social media seems to have had the exact opposite of unification, to be honest.
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I’ll never forget the marvel I experienced the day in 2005 when I texted my GF in Las Vegas that I’d arrived safely in Milan using a tiny computer that fit in my pocket.

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"Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

@paulisci Makes it sound like a good thing.
@paulisci Well... that's one prediction that has no hopes of succeeding within my lifetime :(

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How long ago was this they already predicted sonar?

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They'll still want you to come in to the office twice a week though

@paulisci they were really onto that "wireless" thing, weren't they?

And this is not too far of, giving sniffers and relays for wireless key fobs.

@paulisci This one turned out kind of true, though not to the letter. ​
@paulisci [I looked it up so you don't have to, reader: it's around 40 million now]
@Zotmeister @paulisci And half of those are three-thousand mosquitos in trenchcoats.

@paulisci … and the telegraph- journal (now owned by little lord cross creek of stolen land's postmedia) is now the same bigoted alarmist far right hamster cage liner and wundow cleaner.

I wash my hands everynight in shame for having delivered that paper after the irving sellout.

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The clairvoyant professor only missed the population of Canada by about 60%, Paul.  
@paulisci I mean, a 1TB microSD card can hold the equivalent of *half a billion* pages...
@paulisci Nickel leaves (e.g., CD-ROMs) were so 1990’s.
@paulisci Nickel? Or perhaps silicon, the ubiquitous Kindle e-reader and similar...
@paulisci ykw this has a ring of truth since it's true e-books and digital storage do cut down drastically on space. Also the feel of a garbled prophecy--Kobo readers ship with an OS called Nickel xD
@paulisci basically #CDROM|s before optical media I guess...
@paulisci I love it when my books corrode after a few weeks

@paulisci read this in a old timey radio announcer voice.
"jolly good we shall long be dead and buried by the time this horrific future is upon humanity".

We are not there yet, which is somewhat sad.

@paulisci If fucking only! It was on a sharp decline, but noooo
@paulisci A pity we didn't run out of oil, maybe we'd have been forced into Eco solutions 🌱 instead of just selling greenwashing 😵
@paulisci I like that Melbourne was third on that list :)
@paulisci the biggest wrong prediction in this whole thread
@paulisci Little time will be wasted in putting on his synthetic felt one-piece suit. One question: “Where is my suit?”
@paulisci I love to know the basis for the radio light treatment
@paulisci funny how this one has been fought tooth and nail by eugenics-loving right wingers here in the USA
@paulisci Wait, what? Buying cigarettes “after hours” is a crime?