Paul FairieThe 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees
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STANDINGS UPDATE
The top 16 seeds move on to a knock-out style tournament, starting December 27.
Seeding system: 1 repost or 1 like = 1 point (from here, and elsewhere!).
15% of points from Mastodon so far.
Current standings:
STANDINGS UPDATE
Strong performance by the top contender, with a close battle between Alarming Poetry Sales and Pole Vaulter Penis Drama for the second spot.
The Orca Salmon Hats are making a strong push for the critical #8 spot.
Mastodon now providing the second most number of points for the seeding (behind Bluesky, but now ahead of X).
STANDINGS UPDATE
Top contenders continue to separate themselves from the rest, with the non-existent Crypto CEO making a strong push to make it through to the Round of 16.
Across platforms, rankings becoming broadly similar now. Number of votes cast on Mastodon almost matching last year's final total.
STANDINGS UPDATE
Final 16 moving on to the round of 16 taking shape. Last hours of the seeding round, announcement of end will occur at least 1 hour before close of seeding round. (I need to figure out my schedule for the next few days to figure out when to best time the rounds!)
Voting for the round of 16 will begin around 7pm Calgary time this evening. (Polls will be open for approximately 24 hours.)
FINAL STANDINGS
The Final 16 have been set! Self-Driving Cars and Alarming Poetry Sales take the top two spots, with some hot battles set for the Round of 16.
Voting starts shortly! Each round will last approximately a day, finishing some time on New Year's Eve (Calgary time).
Bill, organizer of stuff
petes_bread_eqn_xls@paulisci c’mon French Spy Affairs!
TisTree@paulisci
I’m rooting for the punching octopuses
I’m rooting for the punching octopuses
Joshix@paulisci Nigel Richards also won the French-language title in 2015, (without speaking french)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Richards_(Scrabble_player)
Elías Chao
Infrapink (he/his/him)
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@eliaschao @joshix @paulisci most people never find out what their superpower is but this guy has and fair play to him.
Ramin HonaryHeadline of the year nominee: “Man who doesn’t speak Spanish won Spanish Scrabble championships.”
Nigel Richards also won the French-language title in 2015 (without speaking french)
@paulisci that’s right, and I heard this is fairly common. There are non-English speakers who do very well in the English Scrabble championships as well. It seems obvious when you think about it: the skills necessary to memorize word spellings and place them on a grid are completely different from the skills necessary to speak a language. I have heard that people who have a good understanding of computer programming languages and linguistics do better at scrabble regardless of their native language.
Ken Butler has moved
Wilfried Klaebe
Lydia Schoch
Scissors Cut Paper...Personally, I like this one.
Oops, forgot the link: https://iditarod.com/dallas-seavey-penalized-for-rule-34-infraction-regarding-dispatch-of-moose/
LiquidParasyte@paulisci this is my personal number 1 headline of the year
Kaito@paulisci I love The Economist
James M.@paulisci Talk to your children about poetry.
Graham Downs@paulisci Why is it "alarming", I wonder?
Sandra BondSome people think my poems are charming
But there are those who find them alarming
Even though I try to make them disarming
And the only word left that rhymes is “farming”
Gary 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@paulisci I believe @brianbilston is directly responsible for this 👍 !
Philip Wilson“An alarming rise of poetry sales”
The Economist wails
Alarming nobody but the implied anti-poetry forces…
No doubt they have sources.
But could they be correct in their fear?
Should there appear
Some super-poet who can concentrate a manifesto into a slogan of power
And a revolution flower?
Or is poetry the harbinger of peasant unrest?
Of masses oppressed?
Will your mass media company’s CEO swing
When you hear the people sing?
Or perhaps the economy of outrage and alarm
Gets no clicks for charm
While feeding humanity on stories of hell
Makes poetry sell.
Alexander Dyas@paulisci I read that as “feral emos”
Noel KellyMuch like the leaders of one-issue political groups in Australia.
Bill the Lizard@paulisci Seems like someone should have checked on that before it collapsed. 🤔
Sordid Amok!@paulisci Cephalopods are aliens. I believe it because I want to.