Agreed!
@georgetakei same energy and the no hello post:
https://nohello.net/en/
no hello

please don't say just hello in chat

@MeiOokami @georgetakei

"If you feel it's a bit brusque to simply say 'Hi' and ask the question, you can still preface your message with as many pleasantries as you see fit."

Another suggestion I saw: add the pleasantries and small talk *after* the question. That makes it clear they're genuine, and not just a way to warm the person up to your request.

Naked Pings

Back in November 2009, ajax sent an email on IRC etiquette to Red Hat's company-wide mailing list. I've had to refer several people to it over the years, so I asked ajax for permission to publish it. He agreed. Here it is in all its glory. From: Adam Jackson To: memo-list Subject: On "ping" etiquitte...

Mark McLoughlin
@georgetakei Easy solution: When hearing what you should do and decide you don't want to just say:
„For *that* I *am* too busy."

@georgetakei

"Are you busy?"

"It depends on what you want."

@georgetakei the answer is always "yes." And it's no lie; if nothing else, I'm busy breathing.
@georgetakei The Klingons handle it well.
“Are you busy?”
“nuqneH,” meaning “WHADDAYAWANT?!!”
@georgetakei The answer is always, "Yes, but what do you need?"