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Tired: Dilbert Stark

Wired: Techbro Rasputin!

Dilbert Stark
21.9%
Techbro Rasputin
27.2%
Space Karen
39.9%
What?!? Is this a meme?
11%
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@cstross somehow I can't see musk standing up to poison, gunfire & drowning.
@FeralRobots @cstross or being the inspiration of a classic pop song

@SaveTheOkapi @FeralRobots @cstross

Eee Eee Elon Musk,
Someone you should never trust....

3:O)>

@FeralRobots @cstross give him a chance to try at least
@FeralRobots @cstross I mean, it’s gotta be worth a try though…
@raaahbin @cstross
We'll tell him it'll make him even smarter & more magnetic to women.
@FeralRobots @cstross I'm pretty sure he's not even up to the task of seducing wives.
@FeralRobots @cstross “Paging Felix Yusupov, Prince Felix Felixovich Yusupov pick up the white courtesy telephone, please.”
@FeralRobots @cstross I can’t see musk standing up to a paper cut. I imagine him mewling like a baby as he summons the world’s best trauma team to save him from the certain death and agony of it. The. Of course that would be followed up by the world’s top plastic surgeons to deal with the horribly disfiguring scar the said paper cut would undoubtedly leave.
@FeralRobots @cstross it would be cruel to deny him that opportunity though.

@FeralRobots @cstross I'd like to see him try.

No, seriously, I really would like to see him try :)

@FeralRobots @cstross That’s what the neuralink-remote-operated body-doubles are for.
Keep this in mind when he starts screaming at the firing squad about “-the end user agreement for this stupid study”