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what do you mean, "you killed him"?
@mral
Well, we also killed a bunch of innocent people in his name, too
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@phi1997 @warandpeas
and we are continuing to do so; Now its women by denying them proper medical care.
@phi1997 @mral @warandpeas (Chidi voice) "You understand how that is worse, right?"
@mral @warandpeas Do you mean to say that he had such a good time he died? Like in a phrase or play of words?
@warandpeas I'm going to save this and buy a little frame for it to put out for company
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“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change…”

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

@doctorwhom @warandpeas
Charming, but the guy got nailed for impinging on Roman authority.
Edit: As a woman, I'd prefer Roman patriarchy over the Hebrew version any day.
@Nazani @doctorwhom @warandpeas at least you didn't opt for covering your hair in public for life, as the least of your problems what you might get in that religion
@epistomai @doctorwhom @warandpeas
All things being equal, I'd opt for -
literacy
better medicine, plumbing
right to own, inherit & dispose of
property
All pretty standard for 1st century Roman women.
@Nazani Abrahamic monotheism is much tougher on women.
@Meowthias
Monotheism doesn't seem to be a great idea in retrospect.
@Nazani

@warandpeas
I am normally the last person to complain about stuff like this, but the similiarity to this strip from Zach Weinersmith from 2008 is suspicious:

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2008-11-24

Please tell me that it is not plagiarized :(

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2008-11-24

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2008-11-24

@Nemoutis23 Never seen that before

@warandpeas @Nemoutis23

whatever! @ZachWeinersmith wasn't first either!

It's kind of a running gag at this point, and I'm sure is the solution to Fermi's Paradox..

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He was a carpenter and asked to be put up for the night! Simple misunderstanding. Aramaic is so literal!

@warandpeas Sure! Let's explain this.

Jesus knew our sin so well that 1) He knew the Pharisees and Romans would kill him, and 2) He let it happen to pay the impossible debt of sin for everyone for all time. Then he arose from the dead to prove that the debt had been paid in full. We don't need to explain ourselves, he already knows. All we need to do is turn to Him and accept his amazing grace.

@willvaughn @warandpeas lol, and now we haven't seen him in centuries, people sin more than ever, and we're just ledt to *assume* we're "forgiven".

instead, we celebrate his birthday in the winter (instead of the spring), kill and subjugate in his name, spreading woefully outdated gospel.

I appreciate you are a person of faith, but cookies would probably have been a much easier way to see him more often.

@mousey I get where you're coming from, and it's not wrong. None of it should be surprising though. The bible tells us repeatedly that people will sin, that religion does not save, that our broken world will despise God and call evil good, and good evil. Religions will be corrupt and religious leaders (even those who claim Christ) will be hypocrites.

I had to separate what people say and do in the name of God/Jesus, from what God says about Himself and what He ultimately did for us.

@warandpeas Lets just say we didn't invite him for cookies...
@warandpeas We've invited him to an adrenaline sport…
@honzakorinek @warandpeas As an atheist, this made me laugh aloud! Thank you for the alt text, so that I could still appreciate it as a screen reader user.
@warandpeas nice one… very clever!
@warandpeas He only stops here to refuel and disguises himself as a hipster

@warandpeas When is this from? The SMBC linked below is from 2008. Who's ripping off whom?

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20081124.gif

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Omg, is this your art and humour? It’s fabulous!!

they have peterpan's neverland to get him baked cookies 'N milk, others portrait one uhm ...not as expected with that thorny crown, etc.