If anyone wondered, apparently the real point of a mummers play is that when you finish the last spot you’re guaranteed a seat.

#FolkLife #MummersPlay #MorrisDancing

(Rumour has it that besides the concertina the inhabitants of these tables had reached their limits and may have been on the verges of becoming tired and emotional - it wasn’t just us.)
@Phil Hey if we take credit for causing the sun to rise for a year by dancing on May 1, surely we can take credit for emptying out a pub even if told "oh no you are lovely we were about to leave anyway"?
@soaproot
I think it was more that the young patrons realised maybe they should jump before being pushed by the landlady!
@Phil Scene: a rural pub in East Kent, c.1990, early evening, just one punter. Enter the @hoodeners ... Moll: "Would you like to come round and watch us?" Punter: "Naa, you're all right". Dobbin the Hooden Horse and his team proceed to enjoy a quiet round of beer before heading to the next venue...