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Yoko's Asterisk 🏳️⚧Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets
Cassandra is only carbon now@charliejane The primary difference between this and previous years is the amount, color, and consistency of said flowing blood.
Asta [AMP]@xgranade @charliejane is this a free flowing, red and hot year? or we thinking more "congealed and flowing like pitch" sorta deal. what's the outlook?
Charlie Stross@charliejane Also mushroom clouds in the background, oversized COVID viruses floating past on the fallout-scented breeze
Jeff Zugale - Z Factory@cstross @charliejane *sniff sniff* mmm! Extra strontium today! Must have been a Russian bomb…
su_liam@cstross @charliejane I’m thinking Trump’s epidemiological blunder this term will be a flu variant, although I’m not betting on him limiting it to one major pandemic this time. I think I smell Ebola in the wind…
Spocko@charliejane I remember when Think Geek sold skull candles with red wax blood pouring from its eye sockets.
*See time-lapse Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzZpRkmRdXU&t=15s
I miss Think Geek. I got my Star Trek TNG jacket from them so I could do the Picard Maneuver whenever stood up wearing it.
Also it was made of polyester which made it authentic to the first TNG costumes, because it retained body odor.
Bleeding Skull Candle from ThinkGeek
Victoria Venery HAS MOVED@charliejane I'm still putting the crying emoji from two years ago.
DopeGhoti@charliejane
The metamonth of Checkuary must be really interesting around you (:
The metamonth of Checkuary must be really interesting around you (:
Luna chan@charliejane What about Elmo in the laser skinner from that meme?
Patrick Morris Miller@charliejane I'm just having a rubber stamp made.
Nuclear Oatmeal 
What's the Unicode for that?
Mx. Eddie R
mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6)@charliejane ah, yes, the true name of 2020 (5)
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot@charliejane Is using both red and black ink to emphasize the blood still optional? I may need to stock up on red ink.
S Aufrecht@[email protected] How does this affect those of us that just got used to AM 5785 or 1446 AH?
Alison Meeks
kgoetz@alison @charliejane damn, there is going to be some backstory to that picutre.
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@alison @charliejane I had to listen to a dancefloor remix of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" while visiting a Christmas market recently.
D. G. MarshallThis is why barbarians don't drink from the skulls of their enemies. Too many holes! It spills everywhere! Have you ever tried scrubbing mead out of a furry loincloth?
Simon Richter@charliejane @ireneista there will be a full year to train yourself to write "2026", no need to start early.
Cristin Pescosolido@charliejane a friend just showed me the perfect image to go along with that marvelous quote