BastettDec 14, 2023
Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas.
This is why it's vitally important noone sees him. If he's observed the probabilities collapse and only one house gets presents.
#Christmas
Show threadTryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪  Dec 14, 2023
@Bastett This is the best explanation yet
Show threadBastettDec 14, 2023
@tryst Wow, that means a lot coming from you.
I expected a bunch of people replying with "well actually, quantum..."
Show threadTryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪  Dec 14, 2023
@Bastett I may be smart, hold a masters degree, and be one of the leading minds in my field, but I still tell people about fat electrons and spicy rocks X)
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@tryst @Bastett
Best nerd joke overheard at Los Alamos: “When a light bison & a fat electron dance the electric bugaloo, many physicists just loose their shit…”
Dec 19, 2024 at 2:45pmWeb
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@tryst @Bastett Boson, not bison… although thats kinda funny too.
Show threadTryst 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪  Dec 21, 2024
@camstonefaux @Bastett That makes a lot more sense! I was somewhat confused
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@Bastett @tryst So was the bison… he kept showing up at the singles bar looking for a charge, but all he got was static.