Edward Jazzhands
ADHDeanASLMastodon is my favorite place to find locally sourced, ethically harvested, renewable, hand-curated, small batch disdain.
Somewhere in the Fediverse, a hipster just read this and jizzed in his skinny jeans
Rachel has moved...!@adhdeanasl Dude, we wear wide-legged pants now. Extra Jnco chinos. Get with the program.
@resl But since itβs mastodon, probability is high this one isnβt up on trends.
@adhdeanasl Lmao. Fine- Fashion trends, perhaps not. But ecological, macroeconomic, and technological trends? Lightyears ahead of the curve.
acm@resl @adhdeanasl also linguistic and sociological!
elverkonge@adhdeanasl I don't wear skinny jeans. π
Kid Mania
b3lt3r@adhdeanasl imagine if it included artisanal....
Steven Lawson Photography@adhdeanasl That's good, isn't it? No one wants to go schlepping all over the place looking for disdain, only to find it's some cheap, mass-produced, foreign import that only lasts a day.
blueorangeblue@stevenlawson @adhdeanasl 100% organic bullshit
@blueorangeblue Rest assured, my shitposts are carried in hand-woven burlap sacks down the side of a mountain by a jackass. @stevenlawson
Sveinn Γ Felli@sv1 @adhdeanasl @blueorangeblue Absolutely, it only takes four recycled disdains to make a brand new irritation.
a fish named dog β‘οΈβΎοΈ
David Geary
eestileib (she/hers)@blueorangeblue @stevenlawson @adhdeanasl
Don't give me this "organic" disdain, I want TILTH!
ezmyrelda@stevenlawson @adhdeanasl and the ennui around here!? Chefs Kiss! It's to die for.
Max Leibman@adhdeanasl I bring a lot of artisanal side-eye.
Stefan@adhdeanasl spitting fire here.
Steve GisselbrechtI make my own. Home-made from scratch has a bitterness you can't get anywhere else.
Jeff Zugale - Z Factory@adhdeanasl β¦PFFFFT.
That was on the house, enjoy. π
4everpushingaboulder@adhdeanasl donβt forget the side of Schadenfreude.
SarcastiCat@adhdeanasl And artisanal sarcasm!
Michael Stanclift@adhdeanasl the best kind
Bill, organizer of stuff@adhdeanasl Comes with free kale!
soc@adhdeanasl But is it vegan!?!
@soc Of course. I mean, it mentions disdain RIGHT THERE
Boyd Stephen Smith Jr.@adhdeanasl I'd show you how I produce so much, but you couldn't possibly appreciate it. π€ͺ
rowan {forest witch}@adhdeanasl :pours a cup of lukewarm *whatevah*:
Berkubernetus@adhdeanasl 100% of my contempt is individually hand-crafted.
Thomas Fuglseth@adhdeanasl @zicon There was a thread (now deleted) on the birdsite talking about the challenges of moderating modern social media platforms vs. the older discussion forums and other channels of the young Internet of days gone by.
One phrase that will stick with me went something like: "People were awful back then as well, but it was hand-crafted, artisanal awful. Not today's awful-at-scale."
quadrivial, tall and graying@adhdeanasl alternate take: it's only genuine disdain if it comes from the Mastodon region of the internets. Otherwise it's just sparkling snark.
{ id: d2718, ok: π΅πΈππ³οΈββ§οΈπΊπ¦ }@adhdeanasl Oh, oh, I'm going to put this one on the mantle right next to my outrage statement:
d2718 (@[email protected])
Corporate #SocialMedia is like the Outrage-Industrial Complex. The #FediVerse is like a variegated network of independent bespoke hipster outrage joints, where people get mad about the latest underground, avant-garde, anger-inducing phenomena that the plebs who buy their outrage "off the rack" probably haven't even heard of.
Stabby Narwhal 
@adhdeanasl Youβre welcome
Alexis@adhdeanasl the Union Cycliste Internationale can steep in centuries-old bongwater for their banning of recumbent cycles from their events through rigid design limitations back in the 1930s
that decision set cycling as a mode of transportation back by decades, because it has led high-end cyclebuilders to focus exclusively on upright designs as they're the only ones allowed in UCI competitions
@adhdeanasl post and comments are all top-notch. (so far. I see you boring repeat disdainers waiting in the wings!)
Yet Water Was 
Nothing beats artisanal disdain.
Patrick H. Lauke@adhdeanasl also, artisanal shitposts
28 dropped charges@adhdeanasl this is my entire mood today. good god people on here are annoying (or it could be my severe toothache affecting my mood. no. its the anonymous people in my computer that are the problem)
β¦ π Gus Posey@adhdeanasl Tastes like home...
Wendroid πΊπ¦@adhdeanasl Oh, really?
RevPudDudley
Maximilian Overdraft, Esq.@adhdeanasl But is it pasteurized?