@VeroniqueB99 "CEO's are in danger. We need to put them all into a submarine until we know it's safe."

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@VeroniqueB99 make em do some live shooter drills. sell them bulletproof backpacks.

if its good enough for the 4th graders, its good enough for them

thoughts and prayers

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We can send them one-way to Mars
it's safer and they're volunteers
@VeroniqueB99 Launch into outer space and "accidentally" let them out through the air lock and leave them there forever.

@VeroniqueB99 On some level, I am serious, on another level, I realize that would be evil. Albeit, not as much evil as they commit by bribing the government to loosen regulations and allow every form of evil they desire.

Btw, I very much wish, that private planes were banned until they could be made with 80% less emission pollution at least as a start.

@VeroniqueB99 and the safest place for a submarine, as everybody knows, is the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
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Was hoping someone would mention that great abyss. Lived on Guam for 2 years in the 60's and always wondered what might be down there. 😉
@VeroniqueB99 preferably one steered by a video game controller, so they can fully understand how their direction is set
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Or they can get on their yachts. I hear whale watching is fun.
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Hmm 🤔. One submarine, 3 month food supply (for the regular/poor Joe Blogs) or by their standards, a long weekend's worth. Double &/or tripled up in sleeping quarters so sleeping in shifts mandatory.
No room for crew so they best know how to work this thing. I'm sure lonE skuM has all the knowledge with his genius, they'll be fine.
Edit: Forgot about the oxygen supply… Never mind, they'd all be dead about now. Ho hum 😏.
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There's a submarine scattered around the Titanic! Some assembly required, or not.